Clip-On Man Buns Are A Thing. Seriously.

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Men of the world, it’s time to rejoice! You’re finally being given a chance to upgrade yourself, and your hairstyle, into the 2015. Yes, you too, can now be an owner of the worst haircut that 2015 has spawned by heading over to Groupon and purchasing yourself one of their cut-price clip-on man buns. Yes, we know, the aforementioned words have never been in that order ever before. Because, to be frank, this is both a horrible and amazing idea and we’re just so conflicted. But Christmas is around the corner and the more we think about this, the more we’re freaking out. Lock. Up. Your. Daughters.

What are you going on about?

clip-on man buns are a thing

Sorry, I’m a bit too excited. It’s a mixture of holding in a laughing fit and also being quite genuinely enamoured with this absolutely awful creation. It’s probably the first time I’ve been this excited about a Groupon since I saw them selling selfie sticks early in 2014. I was really excited that I could finally find a stick to beat those incessant selfie-takers with. Unfortunately my package got lost in the post. Boo. Hoo. Anyway, if you head over to Groupon, you can see that we’re not actually joking. The clip-on man bun is a hair accessory, but doubles up as a hamster. You can choose from a variety of colours to suit your current hair colour, but we think it might be cool to pair darker hair with a blonde man bun. In some sort of nod to wrestling legend, and babbling quasi-racist, Hulk Hogan.

Clip-on man buns? I can just grow one

clip-on man buns is now on sale at groupon

clip on man buns is a thing and it's real
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I mean, yes, you could. But that’s difficult. 2015 is all about making your life easier. We’ve got apps and gadgets for everything. So why should you have to go through the rigmarole of growing your hair to a length where you can style it in the way you wish? Why, indeed. The best feature about this man bun is that it’s a clip-on, so you can restore your previous haircut when the fashion changes. We’re sure this is going to be used in ISIS recruitment videos. 100%. No doubt.

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