An Anatomically Correct Justin Bieber Dildo Could Soon Be a Thing

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Earlier this month the Internet went into a mini-meltdown when naked pictures of Justin Bieber surfaced on Twitter. The blonde-haired, tanned-body 21-year-old was spotted giving his member an airing while on holiday in Bora Bora with rumoured love interest, model Jayde Pierce.

Some people were outraged at the star’s lack of privacy. Others were pleasantly surprised by the size of the Bieberconda. And then there was his #prouddaddy Jeremy who awkwardly asked the star, “What do you feed that thing?” (The world is still recovering from the collective cringe.)

A Justin Bieber dildo could soon be a thing. That's something we'd never thought we'd write about...
That’s definitely not padding… | Credit: adweek.com

For those who liked what they saw, good news could be on the horizon: the Canadian star has been offered $1 million to create an anatomically correct dildo. Yes, we’re not making this up. And it seems to have got a lot of people buzzing at the prospect (pun 100% intended).

A Justin Bieber dildo? Are you joking?

We’re honestly not. We promise. The aptly named Clone-A-Willy has made the bold move of offering Bieber the hefty amount for his help in advertising their products. In a letter sent to Bieber’s listed commercial agent, and posted on The Huffington Post, the company said:

“Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows…quite well-endowed. You can only imagine…a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and “Clone-A-Willy” in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his “dating” life.”

Yeah, we’re not sure that Bieber really needs any help in his dating life. If newspaper reports are true, he seems to be doing pretty well in that department. But still. Being offered a seven-number figure because of your nether regions has got to be a bit of a confidence boost.

A Justin Bieber dildo could soon be on the shelves...
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So, how likely is this Bieber/Clone-A-Willy collaboration? We’re guessing not that likely, considering Justin found the images “an invasion of privacy.” But then again, he’s also joked that the images showed quite a lot of shrinkage, so he might go ahead just to prove his point?

Personally, we’re seriously hoping a Justin Bieber dildo could become a thing. If anything it’ll bring new meaning to the phrase ‘Justin Bieber is a massive dick.’

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