The 20 Best Fantasy Football Team Names

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With the 2015/16 Barclays Premier League season on the horizon, fans across the globe are busy creating their new fantasy football teams. And there are big dilemmas for fans across the pitch: Will Petr Cech recapture his pre-injury form to help Arsenal win their first title in…well, ages? Will Bastian Schweinsteiger revolutionise Manchester United’s much maligned midfield? Will Harry Kane be able to avoid second season blues?

Credit: Marcello Casal Jr/Agência Brasil
Credit: Marcello Casal Jr/Agência Brasil

Beyond the obvious formation and selection dilemmas, there’s an even bigger issue at hand. What will you call your team? In the spirit of fun and in the names of all things pun-worthy, we give you a list of the 20 best fantasy football team names ever (or, rather, the best ones our writer could come up with):

Credit: Ronnie MacDonald
Credit: Ronnie MacDonald
  1. Kabouls On Parade
  2. Dembele Dancing
  3. Cech Mate
  4. Kane is Able
  5. Pinkie and De Bruyne
  6. Mané Talks
  7. It Doesn’t Mata
  8. Wizard of Ozil
  9. Who The Hell Ayew?
  10. Put a De Jong On It
  11. Don’t You Juanmi?
  12. Puncheon Judy
  13. Skrtel, Wartortle, Blastoise
  14. Blind Leading The Blind
  15. Zaraté Kid
  16. She’s Got That Ibe
  17. Bacuna Matata
  18. Krul to be Kind
  19. Huth or Dare
  20. Britton First

 

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