If you’ve not yet read about #piggate, then where have you been? The whole world was stopped in its tracks this morning after it was revealed, we mean alleged, that David Cameron, yes that David Cameron rubbed his private parts all over a dead pig. Yeah, it wouldn’t have been such a big deal had it been alive, but this is a step too far. The allegations come from a “distinguished contemporary”, who squealed all about the tale to the Daily Mail.
He alleges that as part of an initiation to the old boys’ club known as Piers Gaveston in Oxford, David Hameron had to put his privates, yes we mean his p33n, into a pig’s mouth. We have no idea why that would even be a thing, really. We can only assume he really, really likes pork. Or that it’s some sick, twisted, and rather embarrassing way to prove your masculinity. We’re sure this will be used in ISIS training videos in the future, though. They’ll just be all like “see, we told you, this is why we don’t eat pork! Let’s go get them lads”. Okay, that might not be a true reflection of ISIS. Anyway, here are the best #PigGate memes.
The Best #PigGate Memes
Ed Milliband’s Bacon
Prime Minister’s Questions Are Going To Be Fun
Now The Kermit and Miss Piggy Break-Up Makes Sense
We Can’t Wait For This Film
Peppa Pig and Chill
Yep, Even More Disturbing Peppa Pig Stuff
A Jeremy Kyle Special
— AngryBritain.com (@AngryBritain) September 21, 2015
Getting Piggy With It
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